I started sorting and cleaning my clutter some time last year, but never got it done. Those I got to sort out added to the messy state my room was in. But since I had the room repainted, it was a good opportunity to restart sorting and cleaning. Then I thought I shall share some of what I find from my stuff. Like these:
LOL I must have been in grade school when I copied these. I don’t remember if I actually believed that shit, but I do know that maybe someone is talking about you at the moment you sneeze. 😛
I still have lots to do, but I have to take it easy. My body is very sore that a slight touch is painful. I shall do what I can that doesn’t require too much physical effort. 😐 Before that, here’s something I got from Kat’s Tumblr many moons ago.
- ITALY – I Trust And Love You
- IMUS – I Miss U, Sweetheart
- BALIWAG – Beauty And Love I Will Always Give
- HOLLAND – Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
- PARIS – Please Always Remember I’m Sincere
- ROME – Remember Our Memorable Evenings
- JAPAN – Just Always Pray At Night
- LIBYA – Love Is Beautiful; You Also
- FRANCE – Friendship Remains And Never Can End
- CHINA – Come Here, I Need Affection
- PINAS – Promise I’m Nice And Sweet
- KOREA – Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity
- KENYA – Keep Everything Nice Yet Arousing
- MALABON – May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now
- MANILA – May All Nights Inspire Love Always
- CANADA – Cute And Naughty Action Develops Attraction
- PASIG – Please Always Say I’m Gorgeous!
- CEBU – Change Everything, But Us
- BURMA – Between Us, Remember Me Always
- TONDO – Tonight’s Our Night, Dearest One
- INDIA – I Nearly Died In Adoration!
- EGYPT – Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!
- RUSSIA – Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always
- PARANAQUE – Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy
- PASAY – Pretty And Sexy, Are You?
- MARLBORO – Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only
- PERU – Porget Everyone… Remember Us
- SINGAPORE – Sex Is Needed; Gals Are Priceless; Orgies R Excellent
- YEMEN – Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night
- PHILIPPINES – Pumping Hot I Love It! Please, Please, I Need Erotic Stimulation
From corny yet still amusing to just senseless perversion. *facepalms*